Comments on: Party Preparations http://www.hythia.com/2008/01/03/party-preparations/ ( insert witty comment here ) Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:29:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Hythian http://www.hythia.com/2008/01/03/party-preparations/#comment-15 Hythian Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:32:33 +0000 http://www.hythia.com/2008/01/03/party-preparations/#comment-15 The party has moved on now. Food was consumed, booze was drunk, jello shots were... uh... swallowed? Shot? Inhaled? Anyways, they've left now to go stick $1s in the g-strings of stripers. They had a large stack of small bills set aside for this purpose. Before you ask why I am not with them, I should remind you that the party was setup by my sister for a female co-worker of hers. You can take your pick of the reason I didn't go: (A) I have no desire to watch male stripers, or (B) I have no desire to go to a strip club with my sister. The party has moved on now. Food was consumed, booze was drunk, jello shots were… uh… swallowed? Shot? Inhaled?

Anyways, they’ve left now to go stick $1s in the g-strings of stripers. They had a large stack of small bills set aside for this purpose.

Before you ask why I am not with them, I should remind you that the party was setup by my sister for a female co-worker of hers.

You can take your pick of the reason I didn’t go: (A) I have no desire to watch male stripers, or (B) I have no desire to go to a strip club with my sister.

]]> By: Hythian http://www.hythia.com/2008/01/03/party-preparations/#comment-14 Hythian Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:16:49 +0000 http://www.hythia.com/2008/01/03/party-preparations/#comment-14 Not much Rock Band is getting played, that requires too much hand-eye coordination. A trait that is heavily lacking after the jello shots that have been consumed. I have, however, developed a whole new level of sympathy for the people who have to host 'American Idol' as I am listening to a crowd of drunk people singing and playing SingStar and in the entire group of them not a single one can hit the right notes. It is truly, horrifyingly, painful to listen to. Not much Rock Band is getting played, that requires too much hand-eye coordination. A trait that is heavily lacking after the jello shots that have been consumed.

I have, however, developed a whole new level of sympathy for the people who have to host ‘American Idol’ as I am listening to a crowd of drunk people singing and playing SingStar and in the entire group of them not a single one can hit the right notes.

It is truly, horrifyingly, painful to listen to.

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